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WitchsCat
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15 Jul 2015, 6:42 am

Teacher: "Kids,what does the chicken give you?"

Student: "Meat!"

Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"

Student: "Bacon!"

Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"

Student: "Homework!"


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15 Jul 2015, 3:02 pm

What did the sun say to the moon?
''The Earth does not revolve around you!! !''


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19 Jul 2015, 9:30 am

The Sun had better brush up on his mechanics.


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