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TruenoBlues
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26 Feb 2007, 10:40 pm

beaker wrote:
And you find out your lactose intolerant.

I wish I was irresistible to women.


Unfortunately, this means ALL women. Even the ugly and crazy ones.

I wish I didn't have finals.


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26 Feb 2007, 11:09 pm

Granted; however, you have no beginnings either — you were never born.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.



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27 Feb 2007, 1:14 am

Granted, your vision suddenly improves, but it's because you have a tumor pressing against your optic nerve. They try everything, but the doctors can do nothing for you, and you die, alone and poor, in a charity hospital.


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04 Oct 2016, 11:30 am

asperion wrote:
Granted; however, you have no beginnings either — you were never born.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.



Granted, but you see only non-organic things, so the world looks like a wasteland.


I wish to be forever a healthy young adult forever traveling the stars.


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05 Oct 2016, 12:09 am

AspergianMutantt wrote:
asperion wrote:
Granted; however, you have no beginnings either — you were never born.

I wish I had 20/20 vision.



Granted, but you see only non-organic things, so the world looks like a wasteland.


I wish to be forever a healthy young adult forever traveling the stars.


There is another active thread with the same title that you are also posting on simultaneously, so this one is going to be locked, you can continue on the other one as you wish.