You Might be an Aspie if...

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. . . you are a high-school dropout lecturing to graduating engineers.

...a parent tells you off for wanting to stay healthy your way instead of theirs.

...people of any religious community (only if you are an Aspie who is religious)
see you as nothing more than a threat to their collective's well-being.

. . . You put a lot of time and effort into constructing an argument on a topic that has already been resolved or rendered moot.

You fail at making tea because your favourite mug is still in the dishwasher.

...if you are still stuck living with your family despite the fact you may be old enough to move out. However, you may have family who could ruin everything for you just because you are on the spectrum.

...you want to improve your cooking skills, but don't know what the best resources are.

You relate everything you do and feel on having autism (I don't do this but most Aspies seem to):-
"My poop is brown, is this an Aspie thing?", "I snore at night, is this an Aspie thing?", "I have blue eyes, is this an Aspie thing?", "I like pineapples, is this an Aspie thing?", "I like socialising, is this an Aspie thing?"
Yes, some get funnier.

you are developmentally different but have an iq of 143


you are socially defunct in a world that is 9verly sociual

you are missing your llost tickle

you get pissed cause no one likes you..piss erf

You have 50 nutritional supplements, and obsessively categorize them all by type, and space them on a shelf exactly a half-inch apart from each other, with each label facing perfectally forward.

huh I just quoted myself

meh no I don't mind if peeps don't like me, I do love Good company though (as long as they don't want to live with me...i love sense of humour) and Good food

I don't remember making that post

worrying

do I need to lay off the vodka

actually, seriously...concerned

I do get frustrated that I can't find someone I love...its always one sided, id love to find mutual.