Most of your boxers showing because you obviously need pants with a smaller waist. You cannot walk properly, or run at all because you need to perform some magic trick to keep your pants from falling down past your knees. You wear a belt, but it doesn't do any good because your pants are still hanging passed your butt.
Those big gaudy stitchy design thingys on the back pockets of a pair of jeans.
Wearing pajamas in public.
Leaving the tags on a hat, or an article of clothing.
Cowboy hats and boots. The super tight wranglers, and the big flashy belt buckle. Really? A cowboy? Like you just got off your horse from a day or a month on the range right? Save it for the rodeo. When your in it.
Gloom and doom. Everything harley davidson. With flames, and skulls, and s**t. tattoos everywhere. Where you can show it. Everything black. So i can sweat to death in the hot sun. Pearcings. Preferrably in places you cannot see, so i can whip it out just to show you. Those bracelets with spikes, and a necklace. Only it is not really a necklace. It's a chain. Preferrably from your dog. And the black boots. They cannot just be boots though. They need to have extra belts on them, with big chrome rings and stuff on them. They also need to be renamed s**t kickers. Because I am billy badman. Better not mess with me, because if you do, I will................... Eventually wind up in prison.