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14 Jun 2019, 8:27 pm

Try and arrest Zsa Zsa Gabor


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14 Jun 2019, 8:31 pm

try to suspend your vital signs just long enough to go into the hereafter, track down zsa zsa, and slap her back.



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14 Jun 2019, 10:47 pm

Chase a skunk


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14 Jun 2019, 10:49 pm

eat a skunk tail-first



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14 Jun 2019, 11:00 pm

Pick up some roadkill along the road and use it to make a nice Sunday dinner to share with loved ones.

Roadkill is very budget-friendly.


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15 Jun 2019, 12:52 am

eat it raw, the maggots and fly larvae are added flavor



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15 Jun 2019, 6:35 am

Try to get rich quick.


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15 Jun 2019, 7:37 am

try to get rich quick without any talent or luck.



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15 Jun 2019, 7:44 am

It's perfectly safe to eat week old sushi :chef: :fish:


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15 Jun 2019, 1:14 pm

Try to play the blues on a didgery doo.


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16 Jun 2019, 4:11 pm

If you're going to fail or drop like a cascade of dominos, fail beautifully.



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16 Jun 2019, 4:19 pm

If you turn into a pile of grass, go find some friendly goats.



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16 Jun 2019, 10:38 pm

Strengthen your immune system by exposing yourself to as many diseases as possible.


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16 Jun 2019, 10:38 pm

Multi-Level Marketing ventures are a great way to earn money for yourself from home. Great rewards for low effort.


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17 Jun 2019, 1:16 am

Go bark scorpion hunting in a tight garage full of stuff, they're bound to be in there.



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17 Jun 2019, 3:17 am

call an [USA] army sergeant major "sir" :pale: