Hahahaha
I see you're in the UK, dunno if you have a show there called Two & a Half Men? There was an episode where Charlie's stalker Rose wanted to make Charlie jealous so she pretended to get married to a guy named Manny Quin. Of course he was a mannequin - she wanted Charlie to look in her window and see her 'husband' there...
if you don't have that show I'm sure it's on youtube - it's a hilarious episode! She described him as "an important figure in the fashion industry" and told Charlie that Manny had told her that she was the only one in the world "who could move him"
Loved that episode.