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matt271
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03 Mar 2007, 2:39 am

i figured it out!
god was sitting there bored 1 day, and thought "hey, i should grow some weed!"
so he takes soul (3 space), some plant food (matter), a seed (the big bang), and waters it (energy).
he waits and waits for it to grow. finally, he can harvest it.
he lights it up and smokes it.
after, he made up some commandments and s**t :D



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03 Mar 2007, 4:24 am

yeah, it all makes sense now what an insightful idea

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03 Mar 2007, 5:07 am

Also, on that note, Moses climbed the Mountain, ate 5 pounds of mushrooms and talked to God, and brought back the 10 commandments. :lol:


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03 Mar 2007, 5:37 am

5 pounds, wow. must of been a goooooooooooood trip