40 Year Old Virgin

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20 Mar 2010, 7:59 am

As a 35 year old Virgin, I'm offended that they paint all virgins with the same paint brush, that they're weak, and thin and that they have no sense of style. I'm a strong, husky woman who loves unisex 60s fashion.

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20 Mar 2010, 1:18 pm

Quote:

Andy Stitzer: Einstein rode a bike!
Trish: He had a wife, who he f*cked, by the way!

LOL! Catherine Keener was a smarta** in the film.

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21 Mar 2010, 12:37 am

that movie's funny as hell! i've got the extended version on DVD. and here's some of my favorite quotes from it:

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-Andy: (chastising himself) "Me so horny"?! Me so stupid!
-Nicky: (slurring) I'm starving, let's get some f^#kin' French toast!
-Mooj: Everybody d**k look big on 60-inch TV, my sister's d**k look big on TV.

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19 Oct 2012, 4:52 pm

doesn't know what to say to the guys when playing poker, can't enjoy the moment, relives bad moments when he sleeps. always the nice guy. didn't know to touch the woman that kissed him. same haircut
not looking at her when she was screaming that he should look at her
passes sex
hyper focus his date
can't pee in public

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20 Oct 2012, 5:02 am

Cascadians wrote:

I'm a 47-year-old virgin woman. Fine with me. And, I don't drive a car. Terrified of cars. I could learn, but I don't know if I could go zooming around out there with all the distracted not-following-rules drivers, without having a heart attack. The other cars seem to be going too fast and coming way too close. My family was killed in a car accident and I've been run over a few times, so I'm not fond of cars. I do want to learn to drive though, because it's even more frightening to not have that mobility and independence.

Are virginity and non-driving common Aspie traits?

I'm married, and have a seven year old daughter, so I think it's evident I've been having sex. But before I met my wife, my sexual experiences had been few and far between.
As for Aspies not driving; Kieth Olbermann, who has been diagnosed, does not drive. He owns a car, but his girlfriend drives it.

-Bill, otherwise known as Kraichgauer

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