Somehow I have this knack for being able to say inappropriate things that others don't say because of the way that people respond. It's not unusual for me to make fun of someone for being this or that and they not only don't mind it but they like it.
Most of all I love it when people try to prank call me. It hasn't happened that much but those are some of my favorite memories. This asian sounding guy prank called me once, it was some number from texas, and before he could get very far I cut him off and said this: "Oh boy you called just in time! You're either about to hear something awful or just the sound of my hand in a jar of mayo. It helps if you keep talking, because I really like the sound of your voice and I'm taping this for later." On another occasion it was some guy who came up with a really lame forgettable joke and I carped back at him with this: "Sorry, I couldn't hear what you said. Now that I'm done fapping could you repeat yourself? Oh wait a second, I guess I wasn't done yet... there we go."
I've always been better at making people laugh than properly expressing myself.
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