Why cant they make chips for nerds? (read on.)

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why dont some potato chip company go and release a packet of chips made for nerds? you could be eating RAM-shaped chips, CPU shaped chips, ide cable long type chips and all sorts of stuff. and then the chips could have teh Ub3r 3ll3t type writing on them to make you learn that lingo! now thatwould be cool!

a very silly idea but maybe some idiot will make it one day!

I never knew a 486 CPU could taste like sour cream and ranch.....

NEW Aspie Crunch Ram Chips!

256 Mega bites in every packet.

There were Pingles with trivia questions on them!

They used to be sold at Walmart. They must not have sold well as I think they were discontinued.

BeeBee
(Okay, not as good as computer chips but in the same general area)

Brilliant.

***BeeBee smacks self on head****

I missed that when I read this thread the first time.

Yes, ideed. That is a good one.

BeeBee

Crispy Baked Ram Chips in
64mb flavor, 128mb flavor,
256mb flavor, and 512mb
cinamin flavor. In a laptop
shaped box and a singing
laptop doing a funny little
dance as people are eating
these ram shaped/colored treats.

The jingle, "CRISPY RAM TREATS,
ASPIES FAVOR TREAT" with a
microsoft chime in place of a cable
car sound!

That obsolete Intel 486DX may look mighty tasty, but it could pose a serious threat to your health! The first problem is what it might do to your teeth. Intel's 80486 line of microprocessors were made for computing, not eating, and their electrical engineers did not take into consideration the possibility that someone might eat the darned things. Silicon isn't diamond, but the semiconductor materials could damage your teeth.

Let's assume you actually did chew your chip. Wouldn't the shards cut your throat from the inside?

Now let's assume this piece of computing history makes it to your stomach and then into your blood stream. What do you think those semi-metals are going to do to you, huh? Some processors contain lead!

Think about all this before you put your hand in a bag of Pentiums.

I don't know what to make out of your post? I assume that this is humor? However I cannot identify anything that stands out as being humor.

?????

I think NearHumaine forgets the
data input nutrients and output
vitamins can really supplement
your mind and body!

hmm, the ripples could be shaped like circuit patterns.

Oh! Then they could make "Heat sync compound!" for the dip!