Costco: Now the official retail outlet of Satan!

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VegetableMan
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20 Jul 2015, 12:15 pm

Way cool!


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20 Jul 2015, 12:17 pm

VegetableMan wrote:
This just in:

In order to assure its customers that they are not in league with Beelzebub, Costco has announced that it will remove all food items from their stores that contain the word 'Devil," including devils food cake, deviled eggs, and deviled ham.

But they're keeping "Dirt Devil" brand cleaning equipment? :twisted:
http://www.costco.ca/Dirt-Devil-Turbo-C ... 67794.html


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