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25 Oct 2015, 2:02 pm

Ha the stuff in here is funny :lmao:

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31 Dec 2015, 4:54 pm

^ I'm dying right now



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http://www.ign.com/boards/threads/story ... 250108748/

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06 Feb 2017, 10:08 am

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اليوم كنت طالع الصبح لقيت بنت كنت حبها قبل ثلاث سنين وكان معها واحد وماسكين بإيدين بعض وجو رومنسي..
شافتني انا وفايت عالسوبر ماركت
لحقتني و وقفت معي وقالتلي: (( شايف بعد ما تركتك ولا وحدة رضيت فيك )) ! !
اطلعت فيها بطرف عيني وما رديت
وسحبت المصاري من جيبتي وقلت للموظف: (( عطيني بامبيرز لمولود عمره سنتين ))..
أخدت الاغراض وما رديت عليها..
المهم، كيس البامبيرز عندي بالبيت بدي بيعو ومستعد اخسر فيه لأن أمي فضحتني كل شوي بتسألني انت متجوز من ورانا.


Translation:
Text to a friend:
"Hi, this morning I bumped into my ex whom I dated 3 years ago, and she was with someone else holding hands and being all romantic together, I tried to hide but she saw me and followed me into the grocery shop and she was like "See? No woman had accepted you ever since I left you, haha!".
I ignored her and I asked the vendor "I want a diaper bag for 2 years old baby" and left without saying a word.

Anyway, the diaper bag is in my room, I want to give it away. Mom is bugging me and asking me all the time whether I am married secretly.

/foreveralone