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There was a spry worker with pluck
Whose partner said "Quack like a duck!"
Their tangos quite stank
Til their armpits were rank
And their weed whacker started to cluck

Oops. Missed this one. ^

Maybe coconut oil?

*Not responsible for lost wages

I absolutely hate getting my hands wet, too. I have to constantly apply lotion throughout the day, since if anywhere on my skin feels even slightly dry I get very, very uncomfortable. lol

my old man hands have been dry and coarse for some time now, i hate the goopy feel of lotions.

I can go through one of those big tubs of Eucerin in about ten days. That's on top of using Curel Itch Defence about twenty times a day. And using coconut oil every time I walk past it. Don't even ask about the lip balm. I have a central humidifier in the house so my air isn't even dry during winter. I just can't stannnnnnnddddd dry skin.

^ you must be like an oil slick.
Your good fellow will put his arms around you
And you'll shoot right out
Like a banana zooming out of its skin.

Nope, the Good Fellow User Guide provides full instructions on how to stay intact.

It's a very comprehensive learner's manual.

It comes in several languages including Banana, for the extra smooth.

Why do I have Smooth Operator in my head?

There'll be a ringing in of the New Year on Friday.

A replacement party, making up for lost time.

I suppose it recommends some kind of anchoring device before engagement.
I just went and tipped a bottle of coconut oil over myself
To initiate banana babble.
Who needs a manual?
Except for manual pursuits.

All pursuits should be manual
Before they get bananial
And even afterward
Depending of course on the quality of the manuals
Or les mains
And any associated digits
The anchor itself is fun to attach
Especially in the high seas
Or the chill of a snow drift

I don't know the feeling
So I don't know if its love
But it's enough, it's enough

This.

May I quote you on it?

A Chance of Love: For the Dead Inside

By RRB

Graphics by isanross

You can quote the quote from the Wendy Matthews song I quoted.

For skin care - I just use olive oil in small amounts on the back of my hands. No perfumes or additives.

Someone may be interested in this article which I just shared with my wife and 21 year old son:

https://autisticscienceperson.com/2021/ ... c-hygiene/

Can we go back to memes?



Just a gentle reminder that there are other forums on WP called

Coping in life > Love and Dating

Age/Gender related discussions > Adult Autism Issues

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When I use olive oil my cats lick it off me like I'm a saucer of clotted cream.