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IsabellaLinton
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27 Jan 2022, 12:13 am

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27 Jan 2022, 1:19 am

I think accents are sexy as hell.
Then I think well I must have an accent
To people elsewhere
Therefore I'm sexy as hell. :mrgreen:


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27 Jan 2022, 2:00 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:

Doberdoofus wrote:

Mon dieu! Garde le dans ton pantalon mec :lol:


Merci d'avoir dit ce que je pensais. C'est une photo aléatoire de Google et rien de plus. Certaines personnes ont besoin de faire une vérification de la réalité. De plus, mon ordinateur portable a des autocollants noirs dessus.

Maintenant, où est le poulet aigre-doux ?


De rien. Le poulet s'est enfui avec un lapin rouge :roll:


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27 Jan 2022, 2:13 am

Doberdoofus wrote:
IsabellaLinton wrote:

Doberdoofus wrote:

Mon dieu! Garde le dans ton pantalon mec :lol:


Merci d'avoir dit ce que je pensais. C'est une photo aléatoire de Google et rien de plus. Certaines personnes ont besoin de faire une vérification de la réalité. De plus, mon ordinateur portable a des autocollants noirs dessus.

Maintenant, où est le poulet aigre-doux ?


De rien. Le poulet s'est enfui avec un lapin rouge :roll:


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27 Jan 2022, 2:14 am

Raleigh wrote:
I think accents are sexy as hell.
Then I think well I must have an accent
To people elsewhere
Therefore I'm sexy as hell. :mrgreen:


*Inserts ASMR moaning at the thought*


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27 Jan 2022, 2:59 am

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27 Jan 2022, 8:33 am

Here's a picture of my hairless puss y. Mature viewers only.

https://i.insider.com/5e6a114b235c1844a ... ?width=700



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27 Jan 2022, 9:08 am

IsabellaLinton wrote:
Vous savez que je suis parfaitement bilingue, n'est-ce pas? :scratch:


Oui, je sais que vous avez un faible pour Winonya Rider, mais vous avez dit que vous n'étiez pas bilingue, que c'était juste une pensée heureuse que vous aviez.


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27 Jan 2022, 9:09 am

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Here's a picture of my hairless puss y. Mature viewers only.


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27 Jan 2022, 11:22 am

Querido Jesús,

por favor dame un ferrari, una mansión con palmeras, una piscina y un helicóptero con helipuerto. y una antena parabólica gigante de banda C en el césped, para que pueda ver mil canales con una pantalla digital oled de 8k de cien pulgadas mientras me relajo en mi siesta.

No quiero pedirle, pero señor, he sido muy bueno el año pasado, creo que nos lo merecíamos.

Además, si pudieras incluir a la mujer de mis sueños, una chica nerd con lentes, preferiblemente con cabello de fuego. cerebro grande y pecho grande. Eso sería genial también. Pero si no, entonces no hay problema, señor.

Sé que no es mucho pedirle a alguien tan poderoso como usted, Sr. Cristo.

SInceramente Gracias,
tu ferviente discípulo seguidor.
prisionero de esta bobina mundana
y devoto servidor.

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28 Jan 2022, 12:03 am

Matrix Glitch wrote:
Here's a picture of my hairless puss y. Mature viewers only.

https://i.insider.com/5e6a114b235c1844a ... ?width=700


I have three p*****s. One's black.


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