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19 Mar 2023, 8:06 pm

[quotea="funeralxempire"]

Raleigh wrote:

I need a laugh.
And a lobotomy.
Know any good cures for despondency?

Bars.[/quote]
Hmm.
Not when part of the despondency is that a pint now costs $12

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19 Mar 2023, 8:07 pm

Sorry, I didn't provide enough context.

Bars as in he got bars, as in I'm complimenting your rhyme.

7 more couplets like that and you've gotta verse.

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19 Mar 2023, 8:12 pm

Another day spent in bed.

I’m getting a cold, so I’ll use that as an excuse.

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19 Mar 2023, 8:12 pm

I'm thinking a beer
Would make it less clear

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19 Mar 2023, 8:14 pm

A couple glasses of wine
And you might feel fine

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19 Mar 2023, 8:18 pm

Drink a bottle of Absinthe
and noticed will be your absence

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19 Mar 2023, 8:22 pm

I'm brewing some cider
To make me high like a spider.
Unless it's a funnel web
Or any other ground dwelling arachnid instead.

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19 Mar 2023, 8:36 pm

Raleigh is trés cute
A hugging substitute
He's rarely down or blue
A life-sized dark haired shmoo
He looks good in a hat
And he has an awesome cat
This is a very poor poem
Because the last line doesn't rhyme

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19 Mar 2023, 9:27 pm

Isa wears no underwear
Not that I disparage
But it must be mighty draughty
On the gnarly undercarriage.

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19 Mar 2023, 9:40 pm

There once was a bogan named Oliver
Who said "Isa's so hot, I want all of her!"
Their partners did duel
Causing inj'ries so cruel
That their innards resembled some raw liver

OK sorry the best I could do :mrgreen:

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20 Mar 2023, 11:07 pm

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21 Mar 2023, 7:54 am

Merely offering greetings to everyone here in this particular thread

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21 Mar 2023, 5:09 pm

She's just standing there... MENACINGLY!

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21 Mar 2023, 6:33 pm

^ Never played DbD, don't know what mori is.

I am guessing you will find this relatable/funny

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21 Mar 2023, 6:41 pm

I've always admired Raleigh for her always enduring courage

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21 Mar 2023, 6:51 pm

Recidivist wrote:

^ Never played DbD, don't know what mori is.

I am guessing you will find this relatable/funny

Killers in DbD can use an offering called "memento mori" that lets them outright kill survivors, instead of sacrificing them. They also all have their own unique mori animations. I really want a Pig to mori me because she's my favourite killer (she's a character from Saw) and I've never seen her animation for it. This Pig was nice though and let me escape since I don't think she used the offering and couldn't kill me like that. lmao

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