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13 Sep 2019, 5:58 pm

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I've never kissed a Glaswegian :twisted:

tbh I've such a racist I've never dated outside my race , they've always been Welsh Image


That is an oxymoron you norom



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13 Sep 2019, 6:07 pm

I've dished out a few Glasgow kisses in my time


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13 Sep 2019, 6:22 pm

It's slang for headbutt not giving a tramp a blowjob ffs.



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13 Sep 2019, 6:22 pm

thought 35% of glaswegians end up as tramps in london....



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13 Sep 2019, 6:33 pm

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It's slang for headbutt not giving a tramp a blowjob ffs.


:lmao:

You missed your calling my Jock friend , I'm sure you could get a job as a badly packed kebab although you don't have the depth and capacity to give pleasure :P


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13 Sep 2019, 6:35 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
BDavro wrote:
It's slang for headbutt not giving a tramp a blowjob ffs.


:lmao:

You missed your calling my Jock friend , I'm sure you could get a job as a badly packed kebab although you don't have the depth and capacity to give pleasure :P


I'd call you a c**t but you lack the depth and warmth, and also I still want to pull you tonight.



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13 Sep 2019, 6:39 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
BDavro wrote:
It's slang for headbutt not giving a tramp a blowjob ffs.


:lmao:

You missed your calling my Jock friend , I'm sure you could get a job as a badly packed kebab although you don't have the depth and capacity to give pleasure :P


Ferris wins.



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13 Sep 2019, 6:41 pm

^ I hope Rachie is cool with our foreplay :twisted:


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13 Sep 2019, 6:51 pm

I hate you both.



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13 Sep 2019, 6:54 pm

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13 Sep 2019, 8:08 pm

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13 Sep 2019, 8:29 pm

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Inspirobot sure does get me to wake up every morning


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13 Sep 2019, 8:42 pm

^ Have you tried the mindfulness mode


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13 Sep 2019, 10:10 pm

Monday morning at the Ferret household:

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13 Sep 2019, 10:30 pm

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^ Have you tried the mindfulness mode


Yes, today it said
“If we just do our best, we can make other people feel ashamed.”

#goals


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13 Sep 2019, 10:58 pm

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I don't think there are many photo's of me where I don't have a fag hanging out of my mouth :twisted:


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