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24 Jan 2022, 11:35 pm

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24 Jan 2022, 11:52 pm

Almost lost the plot at work today.
Write a performance review.
Wait.
I haven't done anything.
Write one anyway.
Then tell us what you're going to do this year.
Um...
Same as last year?


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24 Jan 2022, 11:56 pm

i'm thankful i aged out of the rat race.



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25 Jan 2022, 12:00 am

Raleigh wrote:
Almost lost the plot at work today.
Write a performance review.
Wait.
I haven't done anything.
Write one anyway.
Then tell us what you're going to do this year.
Um...
Same as last year?



25 January 2022

MY PERFORMANCE

By Raleigh Bally

1. I am good at all the things, including doing nothing.

2. I have access to a whipper snipper if you disagree.

3. This year I will be doing the same as last year except that I'll be working instead of not working.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:02 am

Your surname is Bally :lol:


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25 Jan 2022, 12:04 am

^^ great.
I can use that.

I still don't know what days I'll be working
And am yet to sign a contract.

So I may yet swan right out of there
And put it all down to too much tuna.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:06 am

Doberdoofus wrote:
Your surname is Bally :lol:

That's fine talk coming from a doberdoofus.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:08 am

Raleigh wrote:
Doberdoofus wrote:
Your surname is Bally :lol:

That's fine talk coming from a doberdoofus.


My surname is Doberdoofus, my first name is Major.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:08 am

auntblabby wrote:
i'm thankful i aged out of the rat race.

I'm doing this for 'fun'.
And possibly to emotionally scar vulnerable people for life.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:09 am

Doberdoofus wrote:
Raleigh wrote:
Doberdoofus wrote:
Your surname is Bally :lol:

That's fine talk coming from a doberdoofus.


My surname is Doberdoofus, my first name is Major.

You forgot your middle name: Pain


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25 Jan 2022, 12:16 am

Raleigh wrote:
auntblabby wrote:
i'm thankful i aged out of the rat race.

I'm doing this for 'fun'.
And possibly to emotionally scar vulnerable people for life.




4. In my contract please add tuna and extra-strength emotional antibiotics.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:17 am

Your middle name is: roundtheflag


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25 Jan 2022, 12:21 am

IL's middle name is: Roundacatsneck

AB's middle name is: Yougladiposted


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25 Jan 2022, 12:24 am

^ :lol:


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25 Jan 2022, 12:28 am

Raleigh, maybe ask if you can use WP all day long at work without missing any threads.


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25 Jan 2022, 12:33 am

I mentioned that I could deliver a sensory hell workshop.
Participants must wear burlap for the day and perform their normal duties sitting on a spike under disco lights with death metal from one speaker and the Prime ministers address from the other one at full volume while being blasted with ice and roasted with fire and spinning plates on sticks.


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