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Gotcha!

I had to check...

Annoyance perhaps, offence, no.

Here I was expecting a well crafted message that would make my blood boil, my temper flare and maybe even hurt my feelings a little. Instead I got a small smile and the beginnings of a chuckle.

I'm offended.

Oh, hey!! !!

It offends me that there isn't anything offensive here

I think the dog should talk for himself.

The only offense I see is the misspelling of offense.

I REALLY want to post something offensive.
I won't do that.
That was the old me.
I am not like that anymore.
This is the new me.
I have to be good.

You Dingleberry Muff Hugger!!

Yeah, that felt good.

I only checked 'cos it was you, babybird.
Nice to see you again.

And because it was you, I was expecting something good.

Damn.

Babybird is English. I'm not sure what the dog is.

If you want something offensive, then just follow my posts. It always seems im offending someone.

"C'mon, defence,
You can do it!"

Notice I spelled it with a "c" because I declared my allegiance to Great Britain long ago despite being American born.

"And now back to tonite's game, where it's first and goal at the two yard line...
Rockymtchris forces a fumble after the snap and the ball's recovered by the defence at the one!"

"Holy COW, what a stop!"

(Now the offence is officially offended.)

What a downer that was.

Just having fun with you, babybird. Welcome back. Long time no see.