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08 Dec 2015, 3:41 pm

donaar wrote:
when i attempt to joke my best somes are always just a few words and spur of the moment like last night at work to a customer i was like "whats worse than murphy's law? ...... murphy's inlaws"




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08 Dec 2015, 4:16 pm

donaar wrote:
when i attempt to joke my best somes are always just a few words and spur of the moment like last night at work to a customer i was like "whats worse than murphy's law? ...... murphy's inlaws"

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08 Dec 2015, 4:54 pm

'when i attempt to joke my best somes are always just a few words and spur of the moment like last night at work to a customer i was like "whats worse than murphy's law? ...... murphy's inlaws"'

I may have to steal that one :lol:



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08 Dec 2015, 5:53 pm

Murphy's in-laws - good one! :lol:


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08 Dec 2015, 6:34 pm

I can follow ordinary humour now, but as a youngster and a younger adult I was allways critisized for being "so bloody serious" and all my efforts to learn the family humour (academic with an ironic "popular" twist) fell to the floor. I admit, my attempts were far fetched and laboriously constructed. :D


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09 Dec 2015, 6:25 am

Any media or movie examples? I think Friends was a funny show. I also have the Gallows humor a lot. And random clips on Youtube, lately i've been watching angry people in public :-D News bloopers and such..



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09 Dec 2015, 10:01 am

Here's a terrible joke I made:
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

People often say that I have a witty sense of humor.


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09 Dec 2015, 10:17 am

Kuraudo777 wrote:
Here's a terrible joke I made:
What did the Zen Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor?
Make me one with everything.

People often say that I have a witty sense of humor.

Kuraudo777, that joke is as old as the historical Buddha!


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09 Dec 2015, 10:28 am

But there weren't hot dog vendors back then.


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