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09 Dec 2015, 4:43 pm

Should Muslims be allowed to buy guns?


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09 Dec 2015, 5:42 pm

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Should Muslims be allowed to buy guns?

-let's move them in
-give them weapons
-keep up our warring with the Muslim world
then sit back and watch the bloodbath

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09 Dec 2015, 6:14 pm

GoonSquad wrote:
Should Muslims be allowed to buy guns?


How do you propose to prevent it?

Gun shop clerk: Are you a Muslim?
Muhammad al-Muhammad: Nope.
Gun shop clerk: Right, here's your gun. Will you be needing some ammunition with that?


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09 Dec 2015, 6:18 pm

I believe in the Constitution. If you believe in the Constitution, then any legal American citizen is allowed to buy a gun as long as they pass background checks.


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09 Dec 2015, 6:18 pm

luan78zao wrote:
GoonSquad wrote:
Should Muslims be allowed to buy guns?


How do you propose to prevent it?

Gun shop clerk: Are you a Muslim?
Muhammad al-Muhammad: Nope.
Gun shop clerk: Right, here's your gun. Will you be needing some ammunition with that?


That's funny!


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09 Dec 2015, 6:25 pm

Well....

You could force every gun shop in America to provide a platter of little pork sausages on tooth picks next to the register, and just make it illegal to sell a gun to any customer who refuses to eat one.



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09 Dec 2015, 6:28 pm

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Well....

You could force every gun shop in America to provide a platter of little pork sausages on tooth picks next to the register. If a customer refuses to eat one-then you can't sell 'em a gun!


But then vegetarians and vegans couldn't buy guns.


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09 Dec 2015, 6:29 pm

Rudin wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Well....

You could force every gun shop in America to provide a platter of little pork sausages on tooth picks next to the register. If a customer refuses to eat one-then you can't sell 'em a gun!


But then vegetarians and vegans couldn't buy guns.


Don't be silly!

Vegans are all tree huggers who dont touch guns!

So they wouldnt even be effected!



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09 Dec 2015, 6:35 pm

Rudin wrote:
naturalplastic wrote:
Well....

You could force every gun shop in America to provide a platter of little pork sausages on tooth picks next to the register. If a customer refuses to eat one-then you can't sell 'em a gun!


But then vegetarians and vegans couldn't buy guns.

Same for [dirty] Jews and 7th day adventists...

So, that's no good.


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09 Dec 2015, 6:38 pm

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I believe in the Constitution. If you believe in the Constitution, then any legal American citizen is allowed to buy a gun as long as they pass background checks.

So, we shouldn't allow Muslims into the country, BUT if they get in we should let them buy guns?


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09 Dec 2015, 6:42 pm

luan78zao wrote:
GoonSquad wrote:
Should Muslims be allowed to buy guns?


How do you propose to prevent it?

Gun shop clerk: Are you a Muslim?
Muhammad al-Muhammad: Nope.
Gun shop clerk: Right, here's your gun. Will you be needing some ammunition with that?


I think we should use the same method Mr. Trump wants to use to keep them out of the country.


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09 Dec 2015, 6:51 pm

GoonSquad wrote:
luan78zao wrote:
GoonSquad wrote:
Should Muslims be allowed to buy guns?


How do you propose to prevent it?

Gun shop clerk: Are you a Muslim?
Muhammad al-Muhammad: Nope.
Gun shop clerk: Right, here's your gun. Will you be needing some ammunition with that?


I think we should use the same method Mr. Trump wants to use to keep them out of the country.


Dude, what are your thoughts on how to stop all of this crazy crap that's happening? I haven't heard anything from the current president (?) on how to stop all of these shootings except more gun control which is total BS. If you were President, what would you do? (I'm all eyes.)


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09 Dec 2015, 6:56 pm

Yeah, gun control is BS. I'd try prayer.


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09 Dec 2015, 6:58 pm

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Yeah, gun control is BS. I'd try prayer.


You're religious?


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09 Dec 2015, 6:59 pm

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Yeah, gun control is BS. I'd try prayer.


Whats prayer going to do? exactly.


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09 Dec 2015, 7:02 pm

I believe in prayer, but you also need a plan to go with it. The terrorists are praying, but they're backing it up with guns and explosives.


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