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30 Dec 2015, 6:16 pm

I forget to check grammar and spelling before uploading posts ALL THE TIME. This is one of the effects of short term memory impairment.


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30 Dec 2015, 6:34 pm

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I have a habit of stealing money from the basket because I'm an usher at my church.

I plan on quitting and will move on to another ministry at my church.


Dude! Seriously?!?!...don't move onto another ministry, move onto another church that has different service times-- double the money.



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31 Dec 2015, 5:01 am

Drawyer wrote:
I forget to check grammar and spelling before uploading posts ALL THE TIME. This is one of the effects of short term memory impairment.


Didn't know you had short term memory impairment.


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31 Dec 2015, 5:02 am

Aristophanes wrote:
AnonymousAnonymous wrote:
I have a habit of stealing money from the basket because I'm an usher at my church.

I plan on quitting and will move on to another ministry at my church.


Dude! Seriously?!?!...don't move onto another ministry, move onto another church that has different service times-- double the money.


Oh thats just bad :P


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31 Dec 2015, 5:11 am

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Today I went to Walmart, even though I knew it would be insane, because I'm sick of being stuck inside all the time during the holidays.

And while I was there, I bought a new toy Furby called Furbacca. It makes sounds like Chewbacca and hums Star Wars tunes, and it came with a free app where you hatch and raise baby Furblings that resemble the different characters. I actually now have a collection of different Furbies of various generations, even though many people think they're creepy and annoying. Whatevs.

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I confess that I want to build revision three of this thing.


That is so odd i like it.


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31 Dec 2015, 5:14 am

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I confess that sometimes I get moody, but lately I've been quite happy! :D


I like that you get moody sometimes, not because i want to think of you being sad, but becasue its ok to be a bit pissed off sometimes. You are so positive and sweet in your posts, i like to think you can be a little bit snarky now and again :wink:


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31 Dec 2015, 4:12 pm

^Ditto that... maybe the soothing noise of multiplexed singing hairless furbies can bring you some cheer.


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31 Dec 2015, 4:54 pm

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I forget to check grammar and spelling before uploading posts ALL THE TIME. This is one of the effects of short term memory impairment.
Didn't know you had short term memory impairment.
I meant, I have very poor short term memory. You've heard someone 'accidently' put their phone in the freezer? Those accidents happen frequently in my place by me.


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31 Dec 2015, 5:48 pm

I kicked my step dads dog at christmas, weird thing is it now comes and sits at my feet instead of his...



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31 Dec 2015, 9:00 pm

At the stroke of midnight, I farted.


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31 Dec 2015, 9:07 pm

I fed my mogwai after midnight



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31 Dec 2015, 9:09 pm

I'm halfway through my first book [or three-thirds if you count all of the bonus material]! Wahoo! Anyway, my confession is that I've been working on the same book for three years now.


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31 Dec 2015, 9:11 pm

I hate my sister! :D



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31 Dec 2015, 9:12 pm

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I hate my sister! :D


I hate your sister too. :D


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31 Dec 2015, 9:29 pm

babybird wrote:
Kitty4670 wrote:
I hate my sister! :D


I hate your sister too. :D



Why?



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31 Dec 2015, 9:37 pm

I blame my farts on other people and usually get away with it.