"Being in social gatherings is like..."

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...doing my taxes while someone's boxing my ears.

An inferiority complex quickly gaining superiority in my thoughts.

...Something I avoid if at all possible.

or

...like smacking your head into a brick wall.

Like being in some surreal version of 'Alice In Wonderland'

... having your foot caught in a bear trap.

...torture if there are more than two other people.

... thinking everyone is watching you, their eyes on your body like grubby little fingers, little childrens fingers on your body.

And yes, I did steal that from Harvey Birdman: Attourney at Law.

Generally either boring or stressful.

Me being in social gatherings is like sunlight being in the deep ends of coal mines and caves. Extremely unlikely.

so stressful I want the earth to open up and swallow me.

it depends on who i'm with. if it's with people i don't know well then it's like a fast song playing on a scratched cd.

like everyone around me is insistently and without rhythm or meaning...poking my brain with toothpicks. makes me all twitchy.

listen son, the IRS came after me a few years ago, and it is no laughing matter to report all money you make to thier dumbassess. they always collect

Like have an intrusive medical examination.

........Is like being surrounded by 7 foot tall aliens in another dimension.