I was living in a large house and I was naked. There was a very beautiful woman with me, but just there, no funny business. Suddenly, Hugh Hefner came in and was looking for his friends, and couldn't find them. I made some long confession to him how me and the hot woman were the only honest and forthcoming people in his life. Carmen Electra then showed up and starting going thru a chest of drawers. She pulled a gun out of the drawer and told us to give her all her money. The hot chick told Carmen she looked like Super Mario, and then she WAS a human version of Mario, and she started shooting everything and yelling. I then woke up......