Which state do you currently live in?
Texas
Which state were you born in?
Texas
Which states have you lived in (in order)?
Texas
Which states do you have relatives in?
Louisiana, New York, Mississippi, California, Texas
Which states have you been to?
Texas, Oklahoma, Kansas, Arkansas, Missouri, South Dakota, Iowa, New Mexico, Louisiana, Mississippi, Alabama, Georgia, Florida, Colorado, Wyoming, Nebraska, Tennessee, Kentucky, North Carolina, South Carolina, Virginia, Maryland, New York, California, Connecticut, New Jersey, Ohio, Hawaii, does DC count? There might be more but I don't remember.
Which state would you prefer living in?
I'm not sure I'd prefer to live in America. I might as well stay in Texas though.
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