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25 Feb 2016, 2:15 am

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Well, to be the cheese, you have to be really desirable, to the point that you can lure someone to their death in a boobie trap.

As the very phrase hints, if you're a man, you need to have an extremely good body, in top condition, to have even a small fraction of the luring power a homely woman has to that effect.

So I can't be the cheese. More like some dull object lying in a corner of the scene, too unremarkable to be mentioned in the song :nerdy:

You could be the discarded piece of cheese in a leftover sandwich that's been forgotten for several weeks and has now turned into a dusty blob even rejected by mice. But, I bet the cockroaches would still eat you.

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25 Feb 2016, 2:18 am

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25 Feb 2016, 2:29 am

But people love cheese!

I am the cheese.....that is nine years out of date and ravaged with mold and contagion.

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25 Feb 2016, 3:51 am

umm... I think somebody moved my cheese. :oops:

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25 Feb 2016, 7:17 am

This cheese is still SWISS.

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25 Feb 2016, 7:50 am

I like Provolone myself!

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25 Feb 2016, 3:50 pm

good aged sharp cheddar for me, room temperature por favor :chef:

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27 Feb 2016, 4:20 am

String cheese please.

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27 Feb 2016, 4:31 am

I like dipping string cheese in teriyaki baste glaze sauce :chef:

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27 Feb 2016, 4:50 am

auntblabby wrote:

I like dipping string cheese in teriyaki baste glaze sauce :chef:

I like to dip mine in Ragu.

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27 Feb 2016, 4:56 am

that's yummy also but I prefer tomato paste.

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27 Feb 2016, 7:07 pm

Who moved my cheese?

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27 Feb 2016, 7:15 pm

Did it ever get cut?

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28 Feb 2016, 2:37 am

I'm the farmer. I have a girlfriend & we would be married by now if it wouldn't screw up her disability benefits. I have two exes & never liked the idea of being single sense I stumbled into my 1st relationship. Getting a girlfriend has been pretty difficult for me thou.

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