Some idiot stole the manhole cover off the sewer in front my house. I tend to walk around on nice days like today, and I almost fell in the stupid thing twice. Luckily, one of the other neighbors stuck a pole with a flag on it down in the hole. I called the police about it and reported it, but they say that nothing can be done until public works opens back up on Monday! The smell from the open sewer is not particularly appealing either! Why the heck would someone steal a manhole cover??? they aren't attractive and certainly aren't useful for any other duty. I guess it was just a teenage prank