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02 Mar 2014, 7:47 pm

My favorite is Microsoft Works :P



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02 Mar 2014, 8:47 pm

Loving Family



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02 Mar 2014, 11:04 pm

Change of plans. A plan is what you are going to do and stay with it, if it changes it is called improvising.


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03 Mar 2014, 2:55 am

seaturtleisland wrote:
Loving Family


Bahaha I can relate.

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03 Mar 2014, 7:14 am

"Good s**t"


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03 Mar 2014, 7:28 am

"Mankind is the world's shortest oxymoron"



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03 Mar 2014, 7:38 am

absentee parent



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02 Jun 2018, 1:39 am

Anarcho Fascism.



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02 Jun 2018, 9:42 am

Cruel kindness



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03 Jun 2018, 12:16 pm

I'm not superstitious...knock on wood!

Actually, that's more hypocritical humor than an oxymoron, but I couldn't think of much else.



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03 Jun 2018, 1:08 pm

Autistic Neurotypical.



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03 Jun 2018, 1:09 pm

Neurotypical Genius


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03 Jun 2018, 1:36 pm

Anarcho-capitalism
enlightened self-interest


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04 Jun 2018, 7:52 pm

Self help group



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04 Jun 2018, 8:16 pm

Something that popped into my head while chatting with folks on a porn site:

"I need to meet a better class of perverts!"

Something that I saw on a jar of some kind of health and beauty product. Never did figure out what the product is supposed to do but its external, and you don't eat it. But anyway it comes in several flavors.And one of flavors it comes in is called:

"Himalayan Sea Salt".

Himalayan....sea salt?????

WTF could THAT be?

Salt from the sea is supposed to be better than just regular old salt. And I kinda share the fascination many have for Tibetian culture, and Nepal culture.

But if it comes from the Ocean ...how could ALSO come from the farthest point in the biggest continent (Asia) from the seashore, which also happens to the part of the planet farthest from sea level in altitude (ie the tallest mountain range in the world, ie the Himalayas)?

Total oxymoron.