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22 Apr 2007, 9:35 am

I'm so jealous of the girl skeletons that I see on the sidewalks, with their magazine smiles, that I want to be just like them...ho, no. :lol:

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22 Apr 2007, 9:43 am

I want to be a professional footballer so bad it keeps me up at night.

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22 Apr 2007, 9:49 am

I only mildly fancy cats.

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22 Apr 2007, 10:13 am

I'm absolutely and utterly mean. On purpose.
I'm also addicted to something.

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22 Apr 2007, 10:14 am

I own a pet.

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22 Apr 2007, 10:21 am

No one creeped me out earlier today.

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22 Apr 2007, 10:21 am

I love MTV and American Idol.

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22 Apr 2007, 10:22 am

I was born in 1848

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22 Apr 2007, 10:24 am

I hate running suicides.

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22 Apr 2007, 10:25 am

KBABZ wrote:

I'm absolutely and utterly mean. On purpose.
I'm also addicted to something.

But what are you addicted to???

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22 Apr 2007, 10:27 am

I like humans more than cats.

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22 Apr 2007, 10:29 am

I love to be around NT females, and I understand their grammar.

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22 Apr 2007, 10:39 am

skater_chick101 wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

I'm absolutely and utterly mean. On purpose.
I'm also addicted to something.

But what are you addicted to???

If I said it, I'd probably be modded for not keeping it PG!! :lol:

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22 Apr 2007, 11:51 am

I don't like my food and I think Gibraltar should become Spanish.

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22 Apr 2007, 11:53 am

KBABZ wrote:

skater_chick101 wrote:

KBABZ wrote:

I'm absolutely and utterly mean. On purpose.
I'm also addicted to something.

But what are you addicted to???

If I said it, I'd probably be modded for not keeping it PG!! :lol:

Oh is it that bad

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22 Apr 2007, 12:46 pm

I have always dreamed of living in Saudi Arabia.

(NOTE: Shortly after my first girlfriend cheated on me--in January 1999, if WP had existed back than--this would have been considered a random truth)

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