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20 Feb 2019, 9:18 pm

My mother told me a story about a friend's grand-daughter who is only 4 but really knows her way around technology. She is also quite mischievous. She actually took a photo of her own butt with her phone, and e-mailed it to her aunt. I was a little worried for the little girl's safety and privacy but mom said it only went to her aunt and they all had a good laugh over it. I couldn't stop laughing because I got this mental picture of someone's butt just randomly appearing on my phone and I can't even tell who it's from. Mom also said the girl also secretly used a remote to make My Little Pony (her favorite show) suddenly come on while her dad was watching some other show on TV, and he was bewildered by it.



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19 Feb 2020, 3:53 am

These 3 words in succession:

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19 Feb 2020, 3:57 am

naturalplastic wrote:
Danae wrote:
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[Facepalm]

You don't tell it that way.

It's "why was six afraid of seven?"

"Because 'seven eight nine'".


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02 Oct 2020, 4:49 pm

In a scene from the 1999 movie 'Magnolia' - a kid who was scheduled to be on a game show was dropped-off at the studio during a downpour.

Shortly after the kid was indoors, the kid asked the staffer if weather information was either outsourced, or produced in-studio? The kid asked this staffer in such a hurried, and lively fashion it was hilarious!

One of the reasons I found this scene funny because "the weather" was one of my special interests when I was this kid's age.



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03 Oct 2020, 4:26 am

One of my jokes. 8O
I crack myself up. :lmao:


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03 Oct 2020, 4:38 am

Many things.


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18 Oct 2020, 8:14 pm

Anyone else in the UK remember 'World Of Sport'? You must be pretty ancient if you do, LOL!





Dickie Davies is a real person, BTW!


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18 Oct 2020, 8:20 pm

Here's the real thing for comparison:





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