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Is covid contagious?

It would be really cool if zombies actually existed

How dumb can customers be? A customer came up to me complaining because we were out of evaporated milk. So I told her that we're not out of evaporated milk, it just evaporated like it says.

It's very hot but so glad it isn't snowing, because can you imagine shoveling snow in this heat?

I'm the most popular member here.

I've been sitting in my apartment hitchhiking for two days now, why hasn't anyone shown up to give me a ride yet?

What if the sky rusts?

If I worked on my art for an hour or two, would Wrongplanet disappear?

What's an idiot?

If someone goes faster than the speed of light will they get a speeding ticket?

It's a-coming. I can feel it in the marrow of my bones and in the tingling of my finger tips. The leaden sky will rain down fire, sulphur, and ash. Burning lava will burst from the hidden depths of the earth, unleashing a fiery deluge that will engulf us all. I better hurry up and eat some breakfast.

Boys have a penis and girls have a vagina.

I just saw a man with a big belly. He must have been pregnant.

Men get to serve their countries, while women have to twiddle their thumbs as they sit and wait, watching the harbour lights.