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19 Sep 2022, 7:45 am

How long does it take to cook a three minute egg?



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19 Sep 2022, 8:33 am

Did the King pass away?


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19 Sep 2022, 8:34 am

Didn't he get picked off by a sniper at his mother's funeral?


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19 Sep 2022, 8:40 am

Will Dairy Queen have to change its name to Dairy King?



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27 Sep 2022, 9:36 pm

Will Burger King change its name to Burger Emperor?



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27 Sep 2022, 9:42 pm

Did you hear that the Burger Queen got pregnant? The Dairy King forgot to cover his whopper.


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27 Sep 2022, 9:44 pm

If I eat bread all evening, will I poop out money when I'm sleeping?


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28 Sep 2022, 5:13 am

The Moon landings were faked using a soundstage located on Mars.



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14 Nov 2022, 8:16 am

Oo's Becky, Stan?


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14 Nov 2022, 10:16 am

How do I grow a sausage?


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14 Nov 2022, 10:24 am

I want to use a nicotine patch system to start smoking. Which one do you recommend and how much time should I give it?


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23 Nov 2022, 10:04 pm

Do witches and wizards exist?


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09 Dec 2022, 9:27 pm

What is a cardboard box made of?


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10 Dec 2022, 3:35 pm

Can a biological female grow a penis?


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20 Jan 2023, 5:25 pm

I just hear about something called an "air fryer".... what is wrong with people?! All that greasy junk food isn't unhealthy enough for them, so they even have to fry the air they breathe?!


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19 Feb 2023, 11:46 am

Now that there’s a game called Hogwarts Legacy, that makes Hogwarts a real place, right?


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