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01 Oct 2021, 3:50 pm

What are the typical color of trees?


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01 Oct 2021, 4:01 pm

why do we eat and drink and eliminate?



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01 Oct 2021, 4:19 pm

Who truly created this great website named Wrong Planet?


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01 Oct 2021, 5:12 pm

^^a man named joe, that's who.



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01 Oct 2021, 5:22 pm

Sonic200 wrote:
What color of fruit is an orange?
Three.


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01 Oct 2021, 5:26 pm

Humans varies in skin color based on the sunlight and temperature they live in. The hotter and sunnier, the darker.

There is climate change. The world is becoming an oven.

Therefore, humans are bread.


And if we are bread... What or who's going to eating us?
Why, worms and microbes of course! They like it warm and moist... Like cake!

... :o Or are WE cake?!
Ergo, humans are cake.


But we're not sweet! We're salty and pork like meat.
A bread with something salty and meaty...

It means...
Humans are hamburgers. :o Hamburger meat cake.


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01 Oct 2021, 6:09 pm

flap.



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01 Oct 2021, 9:30 pm

Who put the ana in ban?


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01 Oct 2021, 9:35 pm

rosanne did.



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01 Oct 2021, 9:55 pm

auntblabby wrote:
rosanne did.


Legend her, and John Goodman, who is well known for his guitar propelled rocket chair that can fly to Africa


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04 Oct 2021, 3:01 pm

Who invented the Internet?


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04 Oct 2021, 3:18 pm

Is your dad a virgin?



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04 Oct 2021, 3:28 pm

What is the point of this website named Wrong Planet?


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04 Oct 2021, 4:09 pm

who put the ram in the rama lama ding dong?



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04 Oct 2021, 4:27 pm

Why do movie theatres always smell of popcorn?


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04 Oct 2021, 5:05 pm

Why do pizza places always smell like pizza?


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