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As the Bible says "do unto others...before they do unto you!"

Well it says sumpin' like that. I think.

Greta Thunberg thinks humans shouldn't fly. What does she think about birds flying?

Humans CAN fly. When my friend said that she was going to France and I asked how she was getting there, she said she was flying. Wow.

Why does everyone often use the abbreviation IDK when nobody knows what it stands for?

''What does WYN stand for?''
''What's your name''
''John''

If everyone in the world suddenly died, there would be no one left to bury the survivors.

Why doesn't AM radio shut off at noon?

why doesn't AM radio stand for All Mediocre? oh wait...

They are planning to send some astronauts on a trip to the Sun. They will go at night so the astronauts don't burn up.

When night comes, God shines the flashlight on to the other side of the world.

I covered my real voice with a Cockney accent for years, because I thought that others thought German accents sounded like speech impediments and I didn't want people to think I was mentally challenged. I also did a lot of acting up as well, hence the name CockneyRebel.

inches away from millimetre perfect

When enchiladas have a day off, then we'll know the true meaning of linoleum.

Curious as a mouse.
And thus why curiosity killed the cat.

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I just asked my friend what STFU stands for and he told me to shut the f**k up. How rude!

What's the difference between an Eskimo Pie and a cow pie?

if two wrongs isn't enough to make a right, does three do the trick?

I thought Europe was a country.