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13 Dec 2021, 3:21 am

Why don't dogs learn to read?

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13 Dec 2021, 4:28 am

why don't cats learn computer programming?

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13 Dec 2021, 5:37 am

why don't rats learn future home planning?

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19 Dec 2021, 1:28 am

Best way to rid of pests that eats seeds?

Throw seeds at them. Specifically, coconut seeds.

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19 Dec 2021, 2:07 am

why can't dogs be more like cats?

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20 Dec 2021, 5:14 am

Why doesn't body odor smell good?

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20 Dec 2021, 5:21 am

why isn't smegma appetizing? :scratch:

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20 Dec 2021, 8:01 am

Why does cheese taste and smell cheesy?

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20 Dec 2021, 8:24 am

I stink therefore I am.

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11 Jan 2022, 5:27 pm

"Fiends, ronin and campervans, lense me your fears. I come not to ferry Seagal but to braise him." -Shakespear

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12 Jan 2022, 3:25 am

Why don't cops think it's funny when I pretend to take their gun out of its holster?

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"We will keep making Star Wars movies until theme park attendance improves." -- Anonymous Disney Executive

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18 Jan 2022, 5:38 pm

Why don't birds take a bus south for the winter?

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22 Jan 2022, 6:13 pm

Why can't we get a cat and a dog to mate and produce a new animal with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog?

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22 Jan 2022, 6:20 pm

lostonearth35 wrote:

Why can't we get a cat and a dog to mate and produce a new animal with the loyalty of a cat and the cleanliness of a dog?

I read this and tried to resist the urge to post this, but I can't.

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