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14 Oct 2021, 4:07 am

Edna3362 wrote:

What's the best ingredients for candles out there?
75% saltpetre, 15% charcoal, and 10% sulfur...

The same mix is great for rolling up into a cigarette, and smoking!

It will blow your mind!

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14 Oct 2021, 7:26 am

Drinking radium enhanced water will give you a healthy glow.

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15 Oct 2021, 2:36 am

Why isn’t leopard pronounced lee oh pard

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16 Oct 2021, 7:58 am

"Quoting is a sign of a feeble and slavish intellect." -Sun Tzu.

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16 Oct 2021, 8:07 am

Don't never use double negatives, no way, and no how!

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16 Oct 2021, 8:35 am

Super glue -- best lip balm.

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19 Oct 2021, 4:22 pm

How far can you tote an amazeball?

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21 Oct 2021, 7:16 am

kraftiekortie wrote:

In the UK, it means it's about to turn green.

In the US, it means it's about to turn red.

It means both in the UK too. If the yellow light comes on while the red light is still in, it means it's about to turn green. If the yellow light is the only light shining then it means it's about to turn red.

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21 Oct 2021, 7:30 am

Vote Trump!

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21 Oct 2021, 7:33 am

onward to fascism, yeah!

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21 Oct 2021, 8:59 am

I recommend drinking methanol alcohol as a substitute to combat alcoholism.

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21 Oct 2021, 5:59 pm

Edna3362 wrote:

I recommend drinking methanol alcohol as a substitute to combat alcoholism.

Even that is not as good at curing alcoholism as drinking isopropyl alcohol! Isopropyl will cure ANY thing instantly!

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27 Oct 2021, 5:48 pm

naturalplastic wrote:

Edna3362 wrote:

I recommend drinking methanol alcohol as a substitute to combat alcoholism.

Even that is not as good at curing alcoholism as drinking isopropyl alcohol! Isopropyl will cure ANY thing instantly!

I beat the demon alcohol only to fall victim to the evils of chocahol and workahol.

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01 Nov 2021, 11:45 am

If I cut off the bottom of my bedsheets and sewed it on to the top end will it make my bedsheets longer?

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01 Nov 2021, 3:46 pm

^^^mebbe if you do it fourth-dimensionally. :idea:

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