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04 Oct 2021, 5:18 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Why do pizza places always smell like pizza?

Oh, that's a tricky one. :lol:

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04 Oct 2021, 6:32 pm

Why do garbage trucks smell like garbage?

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04 Oct 2021, 6:33 pm

Why do gas stations smell like gasoline?

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04 Oct 2021, 8:59 pm

Why are so many posts here questions?

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05 Oct 2021, 2:34 pm

Are vampires real?

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05 Oct 2021, 5:50 pm

Are zombies real?

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05 Oct 2021, 6:47 pm

is real real?

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05 Oct 2021, 9:34 pm

I know Oompa-Loompas are real

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10 Oct 2021, 10:15 pm

Enjoying crowds is always good.

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11 Oct 2021, 2:27 am

What's the best ingredients for candles out there?
75% saltpetre, 15% charcoal, and 10% sulfur...

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11 Oct 2021, 3:40 pm

Charcoal is the best method to lose weight!

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11 Oct 2021, 5:08 pm

the best way to lose weight is to cease living, your weight will surely, inexorably decline to zip.

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11 Oct 2021, 6:12 pm

A simple 30-minute walk once every day will help you lose weight within one week.

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11 Oct 2021, 6:57 pm

In case of emergency, please do not call 911/112.

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11 Oct 2021, 7:14 pm

he ain't heavy water, he's my brother.

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13 Oct 2021, 4:30 pm

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The bucket toward the ground?

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