Stupid Criminal - You Can't Make This Stuff Up.

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janicka
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04 May 2007, 3:22 pm

Now THAT's funny :lol:



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04 May 2007, 3:30 pm

ahayes wrote:
It's a good thing most criminals are morons. They can be caught and brought out of society, and provide us with some entertainment too.


Not true, the bigest most dangerous criminals are in our governments and businesses.


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10 May 2007, 8:23 am

Cut off his pecker i say, hopefully that will cure him!! !! !! !



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10 May 2007, 4:47 pm

Here's a good one.

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10 May 2007, 5:20 pm

That's hillarious!



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10 May 2007, 5:43 pm

Mr_Winston wrote:
I recall some years ago a 'criminal' in my town tried to rob the local Building Society with a banana hidden inside a sock... Apparently events then proceeded as follows:

- Bank clerk points out that it's a banana, laughs, yet still puts up the protective metal screen (routine, presumably).
- Robber threatens cashier with a small pair of scissors.
- Robber gives up, runs out into street and attempts to remove balaclava.
- Robber struggles to remove tight-fitting balaclava and, being unable to see where he's going, runs headfirst into the side of a phonebox, knocking himself out.
- Robber is caught, and becomes a local laughing stock.

Alwayts makes me laugh. :D


Like the robber that made a gun shape with his hand...and forgot to keep it in his pocket.


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10 May 2007, 5:43 pm

JonnyBGoode wrote:
Reminds me of the guy in my home town, that decided it would be a smart idea to pull an armed robbery of a gun store. Then the shopkeeper, two clerks and half a dozen patrons pulled their concealed weapons on him... :roll:


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