seaweed wrote:
i fart a lot and so does my boyfriend. although his farts are like foghorns and mine more more cute tbh.
idc about farting. if its stinky i can move away/put on the fan/open the window/whatever.
One time my boyfriend farted and I asked him if he killed Donald Duck because that's what it sounded like xD We tend to make jokes about that kinda thing all the time (; One time I farted and he said it sounded like it made a brown flower on my underwear XD I guess you can say we both fart alot and make jokes of it and we also do burp a lot too (; I usually am on a roll after I eat a meal but luckily for him he does "out burp" me I guess you can say xD When I do it(burps), it tends to be obnoxious after a while but when he does it, its cute x)
Necro-farts also kill.
15 May 2018, 9:10 pm
