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Alberta doesn't abuse the litter boxes.

Prince did not give me a poo-poo present this morning.

I still have my cat.

Kitabit is sooooo not cute, especially when he gets right up in my face purring.

Toby is not obsessed with food.
Zoe is highly intelligent.

Molly doesn't ask for food every fifteen minutes because she's totally not too senile to remember I already put some down for her the last time she asked.

I hate my stupid cat and I'm way smarter than she is.

Flo didn't want any of my dinner today.

Prince and Paul do not have "stereo meowing" competitions. Peter does not try to wake me up by scratching on the door.

Kinsey doesn't meow for attention all the time and then stalk off when you try to pet her.

Buddy absolutely DID NOT keep me up ALL last night pouncing on the bed, flopping himself all over me, licking me, and running around like a maniac wanting to play.

Kinsey doesn't have any "potty" issues. Our rug smells as clean and fresh as the day we bought it.

LOL! I've just written down 'stereo meowing competitions' in my notebook! (I collect groups of words I like the sound of )

Flo isn't sleeping on a pillow downstairs looking cute.

Kinsey isn't tearing around the living room after one of her toys.

Flo is Emperor of Japan.