How The Donald Can Solve The Immigrant Problem Like a Pro

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Hi y'all. Let's talk about The Donald.

Donald Trump is the American bloke who will solve America's immigrant problem if elected ... supposedly. Let's talk about that. Let's retrace our steps and find out why these foreigners won't leave America alone.

Most of these Muslim immigrants nowadays are fleeing from ISIS/DAESH. Where did DAESH come from? Well, DAESH got its weapons from America. In the previous Middle Eastern wars, the American military left weapons in the Middle East. DAESH got these weapons when the movement was in its early stages.

DAESH grew out of Al Qaeda. Al Qaeda is an organization that is mad at America for supporting Israel. They also hate economic globalization. Many of the Al Qaeda leaders were trained by the CIA. For example, Osama Bin Laden was a member of the Mujaheddin during the Soviet-Afghanistan War. The Mujaheddin were trained by the CIA during the Reagan Administration. Additionally, Iran gained a lot of weapons during the Iran-Contra Affair.

All of this was supported by subsidized, multinational, multibillionaire oil companies.

See where I'm going with this?

How can we protect ourselves from Middle Eastern immigrants?

- Be cautious with globalization. (I was once a hardcore pro-globalization advocate. I have changed a bit with age.)
- Bring the troops back home.
- Expect more of Israel. If they don't do what we say, they don't deserve a single cent.
- Punish the oil companies.
- Switch to other fuels.
- End subsidies for billionaires.

All of this will help more than banning Muslims from entering America.

Then we have the Mexican immigrants. They are largely fleeing from the Mexican Drug War, which is backed by the US government. If you hate Mexican illegals, oppose the war on drugs.

All of this will be familiar to you if you are a liberal, but the conservatives need to listen now. Nothing that I am saying here is necessarily left-wing. Libertarians and paleoconservatives have been saying all of this for decades. Nothing in this thread is ant-white, anti-male or anti-Christian. If you are a white, heterosexual, middle class male then all of this is good for you. I cannot stress this enough.

Actually Mexicans arent fleeing anything.

In last few years there has been a net OUT flow of Mexicans migrants out of America back into Mexico.

But the Donald screams about Mexicans swamping America anyway to get the ignorant xenophobic votes anyway. So we need this wall (which would probably wall up more Mexicans into America than keep out). And we would have to hire Salvadorans to build the wall (because of course we CANT be seen to be hiring Mexicans to do it).


About the rest: US policy did have a lot to do with creating Al Queda, and ISIS. But thats all already happened. What do we do about it now?That is the question. We can keep on doing what were doing- keep helping and pressuring the locals to fight the slow fight to retake ISIS territory.

Or we can do a George W. Bush all over again, and invade and defeat ISIS with our own forces, and get the locals angry at us for putting them under foreign occupation again which would create Al Queda /ISIS all over again.

Or we can do what Trump wants to do:which is to sprinkle some of his magic pixie dust on the Middle East and make the problems all go away (he promises to solve it all instantly but never says how he would do it- so he obviously must have some magic pixie dust).

Oh yeah. I forgot. Trump wants to send in little gremlins into Iraq to run around "stealing oil" from ISIS so ISIS cant sell oil to get financing. Sneak in a bunch of folks with hollow legs to drink all of their oil. Well Bush never tried that, and Hillary never voted for doing that. So therefore it HAS to be a good idea! Thats the logic of Trump supporters (if aspirin doesnt stop your toothache, and niether does ibuprofen then putting your head into a guillotine HAS to be a good idea).

The Donald should go back to firing people on his reality show.

Politics ain't his schtick.

Maybe he would stop the huge export of arms from the USA to the middle east used by the Muslims he considers so dangerous (highly unlikely I would say - I think he and his friend Putin would continue to allow and even encourage the enormous export sales and supply of weapons).

The solutions to our problems are bitter pills indeed.
Legalizing coke, meth, and opioids to end the drug war.
Stop driving cars to avoid Middle Eastern interests.
Who's going to vote for that? How inspiring is that vision of the future?