Revival of The Corrupted Wish Game

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Granted. But they were in such a rush to get it to you that they forgot the engine.



I wish I could just goof off tomorrow instead of doing work.

granted but you loose your job and go broke.


I wish I had an easy safe high paying job with no risks or downsides

Granted, but your job is so great that all your coworkers despise you for your good fortune and plot your downfall.


I wish my cat never bit me.

Granted *steals LostInSpaces cat*

I wish I could rename the cat

Granted, but she liked her old name so she doesn't respond to the new one.


I wish I could have my cat back!

Granted, but he doesn't like you anymore


I wish I had her cat back

Granted, but now she's a biter again. The emotional upset of continually switching houses was too much for her.


I wish I could have my cat back forever just the way she was!

granted, but I steal you O_O


I wish I knew what to do with her

Granted, but now she bites twice as much as she used to.

I wish my allergies would go away.

Granted, but you only lost your allergies by losing your nose first!


I wish I lived in the 24th century.

granted, but humans have already destroyed the earth, you have no where to go


I wish I had money

Granted, but it's in an obsolete currency.


I wish I owned my own house.

granted but there is no roof and it is located on a fault line


I wish for chocolate

Granted, but it's Easter bunny chocolate and tastes like plastic.


I wish I owned a thousand books and had the space to house them all.

Granted, they are alll 'Green Eggs and Ham'


I wish I had sleep

Granted. You keep it in a little box beside your bed, but one day the sleep escapes and you NEVER SLEEP AGAIN!


I wish I could get back to work.