inappropriate things to say to girls when u first meet them

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27 Dec 2016, 1:38 pm

To help some of you aspo's out there, who are even worse than i am at talking to girls (if this is possible) and also for its comical value, i thought i would start up a thread about inappropriate things to say to girls/woman when you first meet.

1>Nice tits love.
2>What type of vagina do you have?
please add your own questions...



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27 Dec 2016, 1:58 pm

"Wanna bang?"


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27 Dec 2016, 3:11 pm

It's kind of double standard because women say inappropriate things to guys a lot, if they want to get them into bed, and they just met them.

A woman actually asked me if I wanna (bleep) her, even though she just met in a bar, but if a guy says that to a woman, than he's considered to be a weird perv.

So as a guy I feel like sometimes I have to turn on a double standard filter, where as the woman are free to say whatever they want to get the guy, and not expect it to be held against them.



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27 Dec 2016, 3:14 pm

I think a lot of the "double standard" is caused by the fact that it's more possible, in general, for a man to victimize a woman--than vice versa.

Though I've certainly been the recipient of "vice versa."



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27 Dec 2016, 3:15 pm

I don't think it's so much that it's a double standard as having the ability to read when inappropriate suddenly becomes appropriate. Which is something many of us will have trouble with.


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27 Dec 2016, 3:23 pm

Yeah I suppose so.

I met a woman and she asked me how big I was, and then I asked her big she was, and then we got into a conversation about how a woman could measure her size, and we had some laughs. So I guess so.



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27 Dec 2016, 5:37 pm

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27 Dec 2016, 5:52 pm

I only know a few girls who wouldn't mind it if I said "I am the Wolfman!"



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27 Dec 2016, 9:56 pm

I wanna make like a biscuit and sop you up like GRAVY!



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27 Dec 2016, 10:28 pm

'send me your dirty panties'
And anything really explicit (I've experienced both.

As for the talk of double standards I think the women were completely wrong for talking to you like you were objects. They have no right to as such personal questions



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27 Dec 2016, 11:20 pm

Uhh, well sometimes as a guy I kind of like a woman being attracted to me as a toy, and don't mind if she asks how big I am. Is that wrong?



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28 Dec 2016, 2:12 am

"are you a ladyboy?"



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28 Dec 2016, 3:55 am

"you're perfect."

(o wait i did that with my current gf)

hm.

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28 Dec 2016, 4:57 am

The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
"are you a ladyboy?"

What's that mean?



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28 Dec 2016, 7:32 am

ironpony wrote:
Uhh, well sometimes as a guy I kind of like a woman being attracted to me as a toy, and don't mind if she asks how big I am. Is that wrong?

No, but you can't complain about a double standard.

Woman A says something "inappropriate" to you. You can either accept it, or complain and consider her a weird perv. You choose to accept it.
You say something "inappropriate" to Woman B. She can choose to accept it or consider you a weird perv. She chooses to consider you a weird perv.
Woman A says something inappropriate to me. I consider her a weird perv.

No double standard, just different people behaving in different ways.



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28 Dec 2016, 7:50 am

sly279 wrote:
The_Face_of_Boo wrote:
"are you a ladyboy?"

What's that mean?


It means shemale in Asian countries.