inappropriate things to say to girls when u first meet them

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09 Nov 2017, 6:53 pm

You have such a nice buttox. May I slap it please? Thanks ever so much.



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09 Nov 2017, 6:55 pm

A good rule I learned:

If it's not something you want to hear from your cell mate Bubba, don't say it to women.

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14 Nov 2017, 3:24 am

At a new job the warehouse guy
~come and I’ll show u the storage container it’s right at the back of the worksite
Me: um, um, um I’m temping doing data entry but I’m sure it’s lovely
Guy: come on it’ll only take a minute
Me: um, um

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I don’t want a girlfriend I want a wife but the guy who I know who actually said this got married to the girl which I think is ridiculously romantic! But no one else seems to...



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14 Nov 2017, 7:43 am

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I don’t want a girlfriend I want a wife but the guy who I know who actually said this got married to the girl which I think is ridiculously romantic! But no one else seems to...

Awwww, that is romantic!


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14 Nov 2017, 10:14 am

Barista: Do you want a flavor shot in your coffee?
I: Yes, make it with extra love.

Many people have told me this was inappropriate and obnoxious, but the barista and I have now been together for 12 years and have two kids.


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14 Nov 2017, 10:33 am

One obvious thing you shouldn't say to a girl when you first meet her:

"What is your cup size?"

-LegoMaster2149 (Written on November 14, 2017)


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18 Nov 2017, 2:12 am

Hi, your bones are arranged slightly different than mine, I find that curious and quite cunning, I like you too but your skeleton is quite a dish.


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18 Nov 2017, 2:26 pm

LegoMaster2149 wrote:
One obvious thing you shouldn't say to a girl when you first meet her:

"What is your cup size?"

-LegoMaster2149 (Written on November 14, 2017)

I only did that ONE TIME, ok???

I MEANT 8oz, 10oz, or 12oz. I was getting coffee from the office Keurig and was only trying to be nice. Reporting me for that was totally uncalled for.



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I want to rest my head between your milk jugs all night long.


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06 Dec 2017, 3:14 am

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Uhh, well sometimes as a guy I kind of like a woman being attracted to me as a toy, and don't mind if she asks how big I am. Is that wrong?

No, but you can't complain about a double standard.

Woman A says something "inappropriate" to you. You can either accept it, or complain and consider her a weird perv. You choose to accept it.
You say something "inappropriate" to Woman B. She can choose to accept it or consider you a weird perv. She chooses to consider you a weird perv.
Woman A says something inappropriate to me. I consider her a weird perv.

No double standard, just different people behaving in different ways.


But it's a double standard by majority. The majority of women choose to think of the guy as a perv, where as the majority of guys are okay with such lines. So I'm complaining about how it's skewed by majority.