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idonthaveanickname
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10 Jan 2017, 3:15 pm

A guy was walking home from a bar and this alligator was following him. The alligator yells "Drunk!" The guy turns around and says to the alligator "If you do that one more time, I'm going to turn you inside out." Again, the alligator yells "Drunk!" So the guy turns the alligator inside out, then the alligator says "Knurd!"

Funny? Let me know what you think.



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10 Jan 2017, 3:36 pm

On a scale of 1 to 10, I give it a 2. Sorry.


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11 Jan 2017, 9:14 am

idonthaveanickname wrote:
A guy was walking home from a bar and this alligator was following him. The alligator yells "Drunk!" The guy turns around and says to the alligator "If you do that one more time, I'm going to turn you inside out." Again, the alligator yells "Drunk!" So the guy turns the alligator inside out, then the alligator says "Knurd!"

Funny? Let me know what you think.


It's one of those jokes that I don't like because it's inaccurate. Knurd is drunk backwards, not insideout. The alligator should say Urdkn. But that would be difficult to pronounce. ;)


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11 Jan 2017, 1:01 pm

I chuckled.



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11 Jan 2017, 2:13 pm

Goth Fairy wrote:
idonthaveanickname wrote:
A guy was walking home from a bar and this alligator was following him. The alligator yells "Drunk!" The guy turns around and says to the alligator "If you do that one more time, I'm going to turn you inside out." Again, the alligator yells "Drunk!" So the guy turns the alligator inside out, then the alligator says "Knurd!"

Funny? Let me know what you think.


It's one of those jokes that I don't like because it's inaccurate. Knurd is drunk backwards, not insideout. The alligator should say Urdkn. But that would be difficult to pronounce. ;)


My stepdad told me that joke, so it's not my fault if it's not funny or accurate. I guess that'll be the last time I ever post another joke on this site.



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11 Jan 2017, 2:41 pm

It's quite funny, but I can't see a double meaning to it.


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11 Jan 2017, 2:42 pm

I liked it :)



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11 Jan 2017, 4:17 pm

idonthaveanickname wrote:
Goth Fairy wrote:
idonthaveanickname wrote:
A guy was walking home from a bar and this alligator was following him. The alligator yells "Drunk!" The guy turns around and says to the alligator "If you do that one more time, I'm going to turn you inside out." Again, the alligator yells "Drunk!" So the guy turns the alligator inside out, then the alligator says "Knurd!"

Funny? Let me know what you think.


It's one of those jokes that I don't like because it's inaccurate. Knurd is drunk backwards, not insideout. The alligator should say Urdkn. But that would be difficult to pronounce. ;)


My stepdad told me that joke, so it's not my fault if it's not funny or accurate. I guess that'll be the last time I ever post another joke on this site.


Oh don't stop on my account, but you asked what people think and that's what I thought. I was trying to phrase it in a humourous way, but obviously I failed. Sorry.


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12 Jan 2017, 10:40 am

Good one! I like plays on words. I also liked GothFairy's response. That was really funny, too.



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12 Jan 2017, 1:10 pm

I only find non politically correct and totally inappropriate jokes funny. Clean jokes bore the hell out of me.


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12 Jan 2017, 1:30 pm

I liked it :)


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12 Jan 2017, 2:56 pm

Sorry, Goth Fairy. I overreacted. I just don't take criticism too well, but I appreciate your honesty. :)