I just put in a load of laundry and was adrenaline-surprised to find that I left the door open last night and it blew open at some point. I usually leave weapons around my house in places where I can reach them but my toddler can't. I realized A) I didn't have anything next to the washer, B) what was on hand in that room was not a weapon I am good with. Remedied the washer situation, but now I'm thinking I need to reorganize the weapons in my house.
Because, like, what if an intruder was a roomslength away from you, striding toward you, and you had to get out the weapon and actually use it in that time? Not what is the BEST weapon, but what can YOU use?
Me:
1) Short sword
2) Long, fixed blade knife (unsheathed, I guess?)
3) Automatic handgun
This order, embarrasingly, is because my late brother and I used to practice LARPing before it was called LARPing. We just called it "Don't tell anyone because they would laugh at us." Even the handgun prowess is largely from BB guns and yard trash.