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18 May 2007, 7:59 pm

A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and help >>>>me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get it started."



Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"




Blonde says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a tiger."



Her boyfriend decides to go over and help with the puzzle. She lets him >>>> in

And shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to >>>> her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be >>>> able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger."



He takes her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax...let's Have a nice cup of tea, and then .......



He sighed................



"Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."



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18 May 2007, 8:01 pm

Nothing against blondes, i just thought it was funny so i wanted to share it.



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18 May 2007, 8:10 pm

Now that's silly. My mom emails me jokes from her co-workers all the time which includes jokes like this. This joke almost reminds me of that episode of "Family Guy" where Brian starts dating Jillian.



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18 May 2007, 8:13 pm

I'm still laughing hysterically....I love Aspie humor!


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