Applied for a couple of jobs. Nothing that I am good at or like doing. But you have to have a job
Phone interview. Accounting clerk. They acted receptive and it seemed like they found my answers adequate, but things are not always the way they appear. (Almost all job interviews are nice and positive and all that and then rejection email)
For the first time in 12 weeks took shower. Did not want to. Shower rod fell off a couple of months ago and I failed to replace it. Now every time I shower, wet floor. Kind of paranoid that if I fail to take a shower for too long, my slave plantation will make my worthless corpse, redundant. But of course there is no way to find out how long I could fail to shower and still not get fired, without actually getting made redundant
This week, a Customer Experience Manager said "it smells like something burning" when I walked past, (but something was burning)
Some slaves in the locker room were complaining about a cabbage stench/
fragrance/aroma/smell/odor, but then Cortez said that he threw away some garbage
But I feel paranoid that a slave will tattle to a manager that I failed to shower and then I will get made redundant
However I have been working there 19 years and counting and still zero write ups (at least, none that they told me about. They might have written me up and not told me about it)
Caught up on sleep, more or less