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20 Aug 2020, 10:50 am

My male cat desperately wants to go outside (he's an indoor cat because we live near the intersection of two busy roads) but never knows what he is doing when he makes a rare escape outside and just sits on the steps.


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20 Aug 2020, 3:41 pm

We can't leave loaves of bread or bananas out because C. will steal them. He'll carry them in the bag by his teeth and hide them. Once I caught him under the Christmas tree with a whole loaf that had been torn up and some very hole ridden bananas, looking very proud of himself.

I had warned my parents about this when I had to live there for a little while but they laughed it off. Then one day my dad was like "I had a bag of bagels on the fridge and I can't find them anywhere!" Of course when I look in C's hiding spots I found them all chewed up.



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20 Aug 2020, 4:07 pm

One of my cats killed a snake the other day. The snake is my spirit animal...


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20 Aug 2020, 5:07 pm

AriaEclipse wrote:
My male cat desperately wants to go outside (he's an indoor cat because we live near the intersection of two busy roads) but never knows what he is doing when he makes a rare escape outside and just sits on the steps.


My cat got out once and made it as far as the little tree in the neighbors' front yard.

The cat we had before him, my mom carried her outside once to see how she'd react... and a school bus drove by right away. At least after that, we didn't need to have any worries about KC getting out :lol:


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20 Aug 2020, 5:12 pm

I thought she stank last night cos I could smell something and it wasn't coming from me then in the morning I found out she pooed under the table...



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04 Dec 2020, 4:42 pm

My family and I don't know how old the street cat we've been taking care for the past 3-4 years is.

My NT sister and I both agree that his breed is an American Domestic Shorthair.


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04 Dec 2020, 7:49 pm

My cat will sometimes jump up onto the window, clinging to the frame. My brother sent a picture of him doing this to his girlfriend, she thought it was photoshopped :lol:


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When you assume, it makes an a** out of u and me.

I have increasing memory issues, and a tendency to forget that I forget everything. Please don't take it personally if I forget something, it probably says absolutely nothing about how important the thing is/isn’t to me.


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04 Dec 2020, 8:27 pm

He thinks he's Supertabby and can stop a speeding train with one hand ...

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04 Dec 2020, 9:17 pm

I remember when this thread was first made. Random Discussion was flooded with cat threads. Those were fun days. There's a cool cat that I hang out named Dean. There's also a p**** cat, Barb that I hang out with.


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05 Dec 2020, 11:03 am

Mister Ellis is exactly 3 weeks from 16.


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06 Dec 2020, 3:33 am

My cat when i had one (rip bobby) drank too much pina colada and disappeared. I assumed he died. :(



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10 Jan 2021, 1:47 am

I honestly (not joking) think my cat has ADHD.


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When you assume, it makes an a** out of u and me.

I have increasing memory issues, and a tendency to forget that I forget everything. Please don't take it personally if I forget something, it probably says absolutely nothing about how important the thing is/isn’t to me.


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10 Jan 2021, 2:02 am

My kitten speaks French, and likes to have pedicures.



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10 Jan 2021, 2:04 am

Right now they are taking turns grooming each other's heads on their side of the bed while I'm wandering around the web on my side.


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10 Jan 2021, 2:05 am

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My kitten speaks French, and likes to have pedicures.

Now that is an interesting cat!
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10 Jan 2021, 2:20 am

AuroraBorealisGazer wrote:
We can't leave loaves of bread or bananas out because C. will steal them. He'll carry them in the bag by his teeth and hide them. Once I caught him under the Christmas tree with a whole loaf that had been torn up and some very hole ridden bananas, looking very proud of himself.

I had warned my parents about this when I had to live there for a little while but they laughed it off. Then one day my dad was like "I had a bag of bagels on the fridge and I can't find them anywhere!" Of course when I look in C's hiding spots I found them all chewed up.


I don't have a cat.. but thought I'd respond to your comment bc my Pyrenees/shepard Appa is obsessed with bread too. :lol: He's eaten a few whole loaves over the years. His head reaches the kitchen counter so if you leave them too close to the edge he'll take them to his bed and commence snacking.

The other day instacart dropped off the groceries and I couldn't find the bread. He had taken it out of the kroger bag, didn't touch anything else. He was on his bed in the process of opening the loaf bag. Also, the bags are never ripped. He somehow gets it open without destroying the bag... mysterious.

When my mom eats a sandwich he always sits under her instead of me, his usual spot. Because he knows she'll sneak him the crusts. Aria (my moms service dog, she's a german shepherd) has learned to do the same now. Lol.