Video telling your wife or girlfriend she is fat

Page 1 of 1 [ 16 posts ] 

billegge
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

Joined: 12 Sep 2017
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 147
Location: Lat: 27.889636 Long: -82.665982

19 Nov 2017, 5:29 pm

A member "NamelessNinja42" posted a thread titled "How Can I Tell My Girlfriend She Is Fat?". NamelessNinja42 post here: viewtopic.php?t=356373

This gave me a funny idea. I was going to post in the thread he made but then thought a funny idea would get hidden so I am making a new thread.

I thought it would be really funny if people made a video of them trying to tell their wife or girlfriend that they are fat using the nicest or best way possible. We can all get a laugh at each others failures. The wife or girlfriend should not be aware of the video until after and then you may explain what you are trying to do so your wife or girlfriend can calm down and hopefully laugh about it.

Post the video in this topic. Who knows, maybe we will learn something.



Sweetleaf
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Jan 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 31,223
Location: Somewhere in Colorado

19 Nov 2017, 7:44 pm

That doesn't sound like a good idea, I don't think most people like videos being put up of them so that people can ridicule them over their weight over the internet.



Trogluddite
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Feb 2016
Age: 49
Gender: Male
Posts: 3,050
Location: Yorkshire, UK

19 Nov 2017, 8:52 pm

Quote:
...your wife or girlfriend can calm down...

If you think that someone will need to "calm down" about something afterwards, it's generally not a good idea to do it in the first place!


_________________
When you are fighting an invisible monster, first throw a bucket of paint over it.


karathraceandherspecialdestiny
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 22 Jan 2017
Age: 41
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,857

19 Nov 2017, 8:57 pm

billegge wrote:
...maybe we will learn something.


You mean like how to hire a divorce attorney? :lol:



TheSpectrum
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 14 Jun 2014
Age: 35
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,121
Location: Hampshire

19 Nov 2017, 8:58 pm

OP

How about you go first and report back here with the results.


_________________
Yours sincerely, some dude.


elbowgrease
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 1 Aug 2017
Age: 34
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,433
Location: Arcata,CA

19 Nov 2017, 9:02 pm

I acquired a box of post cards once, themed "breaking bad news with furry animals".
They were really, really funny. And I don't think it would be a good idea to use any of them for their stated purpose.



hale_bopp
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 2 Nov 2004
Gender: Female
Posts: 17,054
Location: None

20 Nov 2017, 4:44 am

How is this funny? Why would I enjoy watching people be miserable? If someone took a secret video of me and put it on the internet, I’d be furious.



CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 45
Gender: Male
Posts: 102,098
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden where Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow

20 Nov 2017, 9:23 am

Those videos are very pointless. They're the perfect example of the sexism and weight shaming that won't die out. If someone doesn't meet your standards, than you should look for someone else who meets your standards of perfection.


_________________
Mick

Kanye West 2020

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=26&start=645


CockneyRebel
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jul 2004
Age: 45
Gender: Male
Posts: 102,098
Location: In a quiet and peaceful garden where Mick Avory-like Sweet Peas grow

20 Nov 2017, 9:30 am

Quote:
your wife or girlfriend can calm down and hopefully laugh about it.


Or shoot you with a machine gun. 卐


_________________
Mick

Kanye West 2020

viewtopic.php?f=11&t=26&start=645


nick007
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 May 2010
Age: 37
Gender: Male
Posts: 23,407
Location: was Louisiana but now Vermont in the police state called USA

21 Nov 2017, 6:28 am

My girlfriend's overweight & is insecure about it. She would be extremely p!ssed with me if I were to make a vid of me trying to tell her she's fat.


_________________
"I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem!"

~King Of The Hill


billegge
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

Joined: 12 Sep 2017
Age: 51
Gender: Male
Posts: 147
Location: Lat: 27.889636 Long: -82.665982

22 Nov 2017, 12:40 am

I get the point.



Sweetleaf
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 6 Jan 2011
Gender: Female
Posts: 31,223
Location: Somewhere in Colorado

24 Nov 2017, 10:59 pm

billegge wrote:
I get the point.

well good.



The_Face_of_Boo
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 16 Jun 2010
Age: 38
Gender: Male
Posts: 29,459
Location: Beirut, Lebanon.

25 Nov 2017, 8:54 am

The videos would contain gore material.

Poor men.



green0star
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 5 Apr 2016
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,399
Location: blah

01 Dec 2017, 5:40 pm

Ehh here's an idea ... don't :p I find that people are very sensitive about weight having grown up around family members that have had weight problems. My mom is so sensitive about weight that if the scale at the doctor reads higher then her at home scale she'll be depressed for a week.



XFilesGeek
Forum Moderator
Forum Moderator

User avatar

Joined: 24 Jul 2010
Age: 37
Gender: Female
Posts: 5,573
Location: The Oort Cloud

01 Dec 2017, 5:53 pm

Really bad idea #2,564.

Nope.


_________________
"If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced."

-XFG (no longer a moderator)


Leahcar
Sea Gull
Sea Gull

User avatar

Joined: 31 Jan 2016
Gender: Female
Posts: 236
Location: United Kingdom

03 Dec 2017, 7:18 am

Please don't tell me you're actually considering doing that.
This is just asking for trouble.


_________________
I'm sailing across Spectrum Sea, in my little boat.
The waters of the port were choppy. After I set off, there was a long, massive storm.
Years later, however, the sea calmed. I'm still on tranquil sea, but I'll never reach the Neurotypical Beach.