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05 Sep 2019, 11:25 am

What can I do with roughly a million empty sardine cans?


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05 Sep 2019, 11:36 am

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^ I'm guessing you mean just the cardboard inserts , were they stacked in a pretty pattern though or did you make them into art

Expressive art sculpture. It was representative of the UK and it's place in the world. I wasn't sure whether to name it parliament or chaos. It's now in the recycle bin.



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05 Sep 2019, 11:38 am

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What can I do with roughly a million empty sardine cans?


Provide them as spare beds for the homeless mice.



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05 Sep 2019, 11:39 am

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I've run out of margarine. :(


WD40?


Haha! Bit oily for my personal tastes. :D Or are you calling me a robot?


Wholegrain bread, spray it with WD40, slap a bit of tuna on it... a match made in heaven.


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05 Sep 2019, 11:42 am

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What can I do with roughly a million empty sardine cans?


Construct a small temple for religious monkeys.



... I think I need a break from this thread...


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05 Sep 2019, 11:42 am

Trueno wrote:
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I've run out of margarine. :(

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WD40?


Haha! Bit oily for my personal tastes. :D Or are you calling me a robot?


Wholegrain bread, spray it with WD40, slap a bit of tuna on it... a match made in heaven.


Thanks, I'll let you know what I think of it. :P



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05 Sep 2019, 11:44 am

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What can I do with roughly a million empty sardine cans?

Snow shoes for cats. Cover them in pink feathers and they can be weird hats for people with very small heads.

I'm procrastinating aren't I... damn if I don't start on the bathroom it's be too dark to see what I'm doing.



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05 Sep 2019, 12:33 pm

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What can I do with roughly a million empty sardine cans?

Snow shoes for cats. Cover them in pink feathers and they can be weird hats for people with very small heads.

I'm procrastinating aren't I... damn if I don't start on the bathroom it's be too dark to see what I'm doing.


There's gonna be an awful lot of disappointed monkeys. What am I going to tell them?

Too late to do the bathroom now... give yourself a break, have a cup of tea and a kitkat.


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05 Sep 2019, 12:34 pm

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05 Sep 2019, 12:35 pm

Trueno wrote:
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What can I do with roughly a million empty sardine cans?

Snow shoes for cats. Cover them in pink feathers and they can be weird hats for people with very small heads.

I'm procrastinating aren't I... damn if I don't start on the bathroom it's be too dark to see what I'm doing.


There's gonna be an awful lot of disappointed monkeys. What am I going to tell them?

Too late to do the bathroom now... give yourself a break, have a cup of tea and a kitkat.


Make a fake trumpet noise down an empty bog roll - down tools


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05 Sep 2019, 12:41 pm

I've tried making the trumpet noise down the empty bog roll but it keeps falling out.


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05 Sep 2019, 12:59 pm

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I've tried making the trumpet noise down the empty bog roll but it keeps falling out.


Did you make a "da-dada-DAAA" or "do-dodo-DOOO" noise ?


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05 Sep 2019, 1:02 pm

Deffo a doodidoodoodoo.


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05 Sep 2019, 1:14 pm

SaveFerris wrote:
Trueno wrote:
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What can I do with roughly a million empty sardine cans?

Snow shoes for cats. Cover them in pink feathers and they can be weird hats for people with very small heads.

I'm procrastinating aren't I... damn if I don't start on the bathroom it's be too dark to see what I'm doing.


There's gonna be an awful lot of disappointed monkeys. What am I going to tell them?

Too late to do the bathroom now... give yourself a break, have a cup of tea and a kitkat.


Make a fake trumpet noise down an empty bog roll - down tools

So you wait until I've thrown ALL 94 empty toilet rolls away and THEN you think of something good I can do with them.



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05 Sep 2019, 1:21 pm

Trueno wrote:
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What can I do with roughly a million empty sardine cans?

Snow shoes for cats. Cover them in pink feathers and they can be weird hats for people with very small heads.

I'm procrastinating aren't I... damn if I don't start on the bathroom it's be too dark to see what I'm doing.


There's gonna be an awful lot of disappointed monkeys. What am I going to tell them?

Too late to do the bathroom now... give yourself a break, have a cup of tea and a kitkat.

Hoover upstairs, wash bathroom floor, attack limescale round shower while having a shower. Then heat sausage stew (home made) followed by cadburys corneto. Sorry, no kitkats.

Clear hallway, so she can get in the house and clean bathroom tomorrow.